Trumpet Jokes

1.How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.


2.What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse?
I don't know either.

3.What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

4.How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
"Hi. I'm better than you."
How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
The doorbell shrieks!


5.Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?
He's too sensitive.

6.In an emergency a jazz trumpeter was hired to do some solos with a symphony orchestra. Everything went fine through the first movement, when she had some really hair-raising solos, but in the second movement she started going improvising madly when she wasn't supposed to play at all.

After the concert the conductor came round looking for an explanation. She said, "I looked in the score and it said `tacit'--so I took it!"